The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A hundred billion castaways looking for a home
The Misheard: A hundred billion castaways looking for a whore
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle.
The Misheard: Laisse le gin dans l'bateau
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note, I should have known this right from the start.
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nose, I should have known this right from the start.
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Real Lyric: message in a bottle,
The Misheard: message in a bottom
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Real Lyric: I'll send an S.O.S to the world
The Misheard: I'll send a nesso-ess to the world
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my knob
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Real Lyric: Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
The Misheard: Just across the way, an island lost at sea, oh
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Real Lyric: An island lost at sea, Oh
The Misheard: Alan lost a seagul
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Real Lyric: more loneliness than any man could bear
The Misheard: My loneliness any man could pay
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle.
The Misheard: Massaging my b***hole.
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